Inside Joke

The inside joke made andrew a hick,
and brandy became the misery chick,
the apocolypse coming, we all saw the clock,
it was everyone else's mouth that dropped open in shock.

The inside joke made howard stern real,
And everything we say to Kim's perverted appeal,
I didn't kill the ice cube shaped, siamese cow,
Why would you think that, or even, how?

The inside joke made a walking taco supreme,
We laughed over eating our cookies and cream.

The inside joke brought judge judy to trial,
And we yelled cuzzing back and forth while running the mile,
those two guy became twinkie goddesses, i mean, queens,
The hyrum high-heels incident was a memorable scene.

We're going to Guatemala and leaving her there,
Quit being paranoid, its a look, not a stare!
Fat jack broke the seat to the bus rider's delight,
And we wrote poems on the seat, it all seemed alright.

The "Kiss" guy was bad, we remember him well,
it was like when he came we went under a spell,
Larry the 'saur is in love with Joy,
And the two "lizards" made fun of the boy.

The hamster finally got contacts, yeah, sure
And Tomi is in love with Z.D.L.R. and that one guy from Blur,
Versace Zack, now that was a sight to see,
he fell over laughing, laughing along with you and me.

The altoid effect, I remember it well, 
Probably because it was me, but you never can tell.
The cabbage crew were were secret and insane galore,
But that's just one of her Sides, there are many more.

Bobby can't blackmail me anymore, I must say,
I presented the project in English Today.
Lady klunk had a laugh with daniella's dad,
I didn't steam, but daniella seemed mad.

Poem #2
"release the hounds!" she said, taunting her captors,
while playfully running free of the chains,
They all stared and watcher her, sort of mad and intrigued,
This woman they hated never got anything for her pains.

Its because of this coal,
This fire,
this burn,
Which wasthe choice why this crazed girl would not turn.

The whisper was watting,
The man did the spotting,
While the lady sat there talking,
Taunting her captors.

The see-through army that no one else saw,
Passed through her as a pain hit her jaw,
The guard of the captors had fired a shot.

The pain came quickly,
the blood poured and oozed to the watcher's horroe.

They were intrigued by this whispering girl,
In the sea of dark voices, she was a pearl.

Her knees wobbled as she sank to the ground,
And stayed there for a minute and lifted her head,
She had never screamed, and nothing else had been said.
Her face lifted upward, in pain and despair, 
If she was to go now, she would go with great care.

Down she sank, never to come up again,
Her haid, twisted nad matted, strewn over the blood,
The shooter looked up and saw what he had done,
horror crossed his face,
as the weapon was droppped to the floor.

The opposite came, his face lit up, watching the shadow of her,
While his eyes, half frantic, and hald deadly despare,
he screamed for the worl to hear:
"Release the hounds, my work is done here"
To cover up his shame for the crime he commited.

Her body lay cold in the wintering ground,
No one dare touch the glazed over corpse,
It stayed there forever, and was watched.